Posted 2 days ago

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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Posted 4 days ago

alafiyatried:

mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

this is the cutest

Posted 4 days ago

10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

Starbucks offers over 87,000 different drink combinations.

According to Martin Lawrence, a “Bad Boys III” is on the way.

There’s a teddybear in every Dutch police car, in case something troubling happens to a child.

Paul McCartney claims he wrote the melody for “Yesterday” in a dream.

It’s possible to be dyslexic in one language and not in another.

In 1997, Yahoo turned down the offer to acquire Google for only $1 million. Today Google is worth $360-410 billion.

Many Casinos are set up as mazes on purpose for you to literally get lost in.

The new Oxford dictionary included ‘amazeballs’ as an official new word in the english

Taco Bell is launching an “upscale” version of their restaurants “to compete with Chipotle.”

American made cheeses are so expensive in Canada… corrupt Canadian police officers set up a “Mozzarella Mafia” to smuggle the cheeses in their cars.

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Hey man, ya got the cheese? *sniffs around, scratches arm*

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

theofficialmrsclaus:

THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT MUSIC EVER AGAIN OH MY GOD

*slow clap* beautiful. Truly magnificent.

Posted 4 days ago

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
captamerican:

this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem

captamerican:

this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

My mom just told me to go to bed… wtf? .-.