Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

xbox420:

crumbduck:

papazin:

djcalvycakes:

I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS FUCKING HARD IN A LONG TIME HOLY FUCK

is that the lead singer of deafheaven?

I WANT TO DREAM

theneedledrop please review this

Posted 18 hours ago
  1. me: my arm hurts
  2. mom: it's the computer
  3. me: my eyes hurt
  4. mom: it's the computer
  5. me: i have a nosebleed
  6. mom: it's the computer
  7. me: i have a fever
  8. mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  9. me: im pregnant
  10. mom: it's the computer
  11. me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  12. mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
Posted 1 day ago
  1. 90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
  2. 2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
  3. ~~~~~
  4. 90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
  5. Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
  6. 2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
Posted 1 day ago

emperorharmonia:

mspaintadventrues:

IT’S 2014 AND I’VE BEEN RICK ROLL’D AT LEAST FIVE TIMES I CANT TRUST ANY LINK

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Posted 1 day ago

kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

found itimage

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

Posted 1 day ago

helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

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Posted 1 day ago

spiritsrequiem:

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess → Bosses


I miss this game so much… Also, there’s one missing,

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago
sprinkleofgraceffaa:

larryporn:

noimers:





When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.


I love our Dad!

yeah our dad’s hot. those beautiful green eyes o.o



^Thank you someone else for pointing this out. Hot Damn he is yummie!

I’d fuck my own dad. 

oh

sprinkleofgraceffaa:

larryporn:

noimers:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

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I love our Dad!

yeah our dad’s hot. those beautiful green eyes o.o

^Thank you someone else for pointing this out. Hot Damn he is yummie!

I’d fuck my own dad.

oh

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