The post I didn’t know I was waiting for
Tutankhamun’s beautiful golden mask, the embodiment of a man secure in his power, has been flattering the pharaoh for many centuries, according to the most detailed image yet of the teenage king’s face and body.
In the flesh, King Tut had a club foot, a pronounced overbite and girlish hips, says a “virtual autopsy” built using more than 2,000 computerized tomography (CT) scans of the pharaoh’s body. Learn more
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I find it kind of funny how my parent’s generation is all pissed at themselves for not going to college and now my generation is being forced to go to college by everything: parents, teachers, society, even health insurance plans, with the excuse “You’ll be happy later.” Now thousands (if not more) of students are probably going to college to get a degree they won’t do anything with because they were pretty much forced to go to college at such an early age (18-22). Not many people I know even know what they want for breakfast at 18, let alone what they would like to do for the rest of their lives
how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate